Welcome to Project KeelHaul everyone!
The lyrics are actually from “Short Change Hero” by The Heavy. If I get a “hey, take this down” from the band themselves a lyricless version is ready to go!

If you haven’t heard of The Heavy, give their album “The House that Dirt Built” a listen. It’s actually one of my favorites. Link to the song itself is here: 

https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=l6eSksEp27U